vagina is talking i cant
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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