Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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