i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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