Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
