Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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