There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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