Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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