just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
When are your genitals available?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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