Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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