Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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