Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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