don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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