oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
