Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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