So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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