You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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