he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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