was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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