I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
third nipple confirmed
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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