omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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