I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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