Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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