yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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