Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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