How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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