so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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