So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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