Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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