Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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