My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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