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Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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