Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
another moral hangover. fuck.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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