Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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