I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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