Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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