Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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