Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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