Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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