4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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