Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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