Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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