He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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