in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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