i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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