is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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