At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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