omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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