Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i will never coherently bang her
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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