Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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