somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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