hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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