Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
