Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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