These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
don't judge my taste in strippers
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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