I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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