Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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